bearcups:

> watches a video that has an alarm similar to the fire alarms in the dorms

> room mate slamming my door down 

> gets screamed at 

> vows to do the same thing every single time this bitch makes a god damn loud noise ever past 10pm 

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tags:
#queue time

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

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redclayshawty:

quickweaves:

WOULD YOU KNOCKOUT YOUR GRANDMA FOR 10K ?

she on her way out anyway

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caledscratch:

one of the homestuck t-shirt contest entries should just be a black t-shirt with white text on it saying “i read the longest fucking web comic in the history of the world and all i got was this lousy fucking t-shirt”

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